Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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