I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
