I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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