I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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