I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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