i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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