im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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