Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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