hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize