I want to stick my p in your. b.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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