no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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