he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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