he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Pooping to opera.
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