How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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