no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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