what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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