Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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