Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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