i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
ok first of all what the fuck
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
