I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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