and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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