When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You made out with two different species that night
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
