i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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