Buhtt sex?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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