I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My brain says no but my pants say off.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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