So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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