She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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