Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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