It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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