lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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