It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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