Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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