Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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