So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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