did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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