How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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