Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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