Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Randomize