addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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