8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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