When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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