But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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