bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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