The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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