question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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