I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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