It's Friday. Sex?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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