he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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