What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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