quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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