I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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