so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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