But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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